The following events have been exaggerated for dramatic effect.
> Be me
> Be 26 year old millennial college student
> Likes girls but can’t get any
> Gets mistaken for a teacher because most Gen Z’s are already finishing college
> Studies IT… thinks she’s a 1337 hacker because she watched Mr. Robot and can relate to main character
> Takes a seat at a desk with guy and a girl
> Hears them talking about Black Mirror, Mr. Robot, Bitcoin, 4chan, the American Civil war, etc.
> Joins in the conversation pretending to be more knowledgeable on the subjects.
> Makes a few jokes, they laugh a little.
> Guy ends up dominating the conversation and girl falls in love with him.
> They carry on talking about the American Civil war. She keeps getting flirty.
> Exits the conversation. Starts fiddling with pen while searching for random shit on Amazon pretending to be edgy and unique.
> Now they’re talking about my favourite subreddits.
> How dare they carry on this conversation without me.
> Fiddling intensifies.
> Just got uber-cucked by a bunch of normies.
> Is probably a normie herself, but a failed one.